A Poem for Fuddruckers Saskatoon: To the Tune of "Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Bear"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

Fuddsy Wuddsy was a burger,
Fuddsy Wuddsy had lots of workers,
Fuddsy Wuddsy wasn't duddy, was he?

Heck no! Fuddsy Wuddsy wasn't duddy!
In fact, Fuddsies is very yummy.
Third-pound bacon cheddar with
jalapeño cheese sauce chummy,
collecting tomatoes and pickles
from the toppings bar
without paying extra money.

Fuddsy Wuddsy wasn't duddy!